You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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