If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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