Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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