Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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