Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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