I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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