WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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