You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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