I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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