There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Text me some of your sweat
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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