brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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