? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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