I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Buhtt sex?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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