Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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