Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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