I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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