Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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