Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Randomize
