i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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