like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Every concussion has its silver lining
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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