Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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