He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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