But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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