my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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