break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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