He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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