He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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