he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
