My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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