I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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