i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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