is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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