He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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