I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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