Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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