I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Houston, we have a blender
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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