I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
