You're so nebulous sometimes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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