How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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