On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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