Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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