theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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