whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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