you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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