my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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