So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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