On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
