yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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