I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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