He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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