The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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